how'd you get here

do YOU want to support me and send me money?
don't.
i'm serious.
don't
I do this for fun! I'm serious. If you want to help me make money doing this, just show up sometimes, say hello, subscribe / follow on YouTube / Twitch, respectively (and, importantly, for free), and let me take money from corporations like a shitty Robin Hood that only exists to fund stupid stream ideas for you all to enjoy. I'm serious - just showing up is more than enough, and if I ever need money, I'd rather work for it on my own than ever take it from you. You, my viewer, range from someone down on your luck to rich beyond belief - but, importantly, that is through (as far as I'm aware) all your own effort, due to fault of which is none of mine own.
Take your money and spend it how you please for YOU - because you deserve it more than me :)
LIVESTREAMS BABY
i'll do anything for the "stickthing" name on twitch ~~literally anything whatever u want just lemme know ba~~
The next upcoming stream is:
ONE DAY LEFT
Monday, March 18 at 6:00 PM UTC / GMT
i might have to ignore a couple of real life responsibilities at this rate
Future streams (mark these in your calendar!)
IT'S HERE IT'S HERE OH MY GOD IT'S TIME
Thursday, March 21 at 6:00 PM UTC / GMT
I'M SO EXCITED
we're taking LSD...dream emulator inspired games seriously by checking the LSD Jam 2023 submissions
Friday, March 22 at 6:00 PM UTC / GMT
a send off to our LSD experiences in the previous weird game segments
we're going to be addicted to this for a long time, chat
Saturday, March 23 at 6:00 PM UTC / GMT
this might be up my alley. might be.
exploring old software ft. the ORIGINAL trumpet skeleton
Sunday, March 24 at 6:00 PM UTC / GMT
yes THE original trumpet skeleton
the main channel
where it all started, continues (if you can believe it by my upload schedule), and where it'll end (i'm not dying i swear)
a channel full of playthroughs of games
all the fun of playing a game without playing it!
stick. alive.
random videos that don't pass my totally arbitrary quality level for the main
my loom? my clothier? whatever it's my threads account it's better than xitter
i only post (if i ever do) on here now compared to anywhere else cause of how xhit xitter is and how they wanna charge for it lmao
MY TIKTOK DIED I GOT BANNED CAUSE OF MY GMO BANANA
do it let me into your little brain like a little brain worm lemme worm in and take you over
my xhitter lmfao
i can't wait to take a fat xhit on the internet later but also i don't ever use this but if you think i do this is the ONLY account i have so anyone else is fake

p.s. this whole debacle is why i decided to make this cause i'm sick and tired of updating a million links everywhere

p.p.s. they're planning to charge for this so expect a link to the tumblr instead soon
other accounts i own that you can be guaranteed is me
this section is so someone can't impersonate me
- my itch.io account my pastebin, used only for a comment on a puzzle in CHORDOSIS
want to contact me? email me!
YOU, yes, YOU can contact ME at THIS EMAIL ADDRESS! I actually respond to this and welcome just about anything EXCEPT SPAM DIE SPAM BOTS